If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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