it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i love accidental penises.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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