why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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