High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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