this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You made out with two different species that night
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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