elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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