Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
