Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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