I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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