Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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