Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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