Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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