Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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