no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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