yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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