i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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