We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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