Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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