What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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