I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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