Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
