whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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