Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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