I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Randomize
