? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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