I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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