why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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