seriously i just wanna be friends
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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