evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i barfeds in our rink
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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