I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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