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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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