Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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