Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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