i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We are all done wearing pants today
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
