But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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