just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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