dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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