he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Swine flu is the new snow day.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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