I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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