Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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