Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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