But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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