How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I am one with the molecules
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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