Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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