did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
you will always have a special place in my vag
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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