At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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