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awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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