okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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