Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
