No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
